Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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