yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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