I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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