Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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