Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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