Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
only if we run a train.
done.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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