if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
id be glad to
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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