dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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