After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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