i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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