she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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