? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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