So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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