How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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