the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Found the puke drawer
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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