What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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