More tranny stories later!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the day after is always just damage control
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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