Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
