i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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