why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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