either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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