Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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