I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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