your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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