It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
True college students do jello shots in the library
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