I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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