wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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