Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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