Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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