Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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