Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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