it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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