You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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