so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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