If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
dude. I can hear the air.
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