So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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