so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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