Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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