i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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