worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Are we still banned from the library?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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