Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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