If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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