You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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