We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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