Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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