Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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