dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
