i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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