Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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