So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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