Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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