So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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