i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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