Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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