He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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