why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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