this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
you mean i was at the winter classic?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize